Saturday, August 11, 2007

Fat Whales

Wow! Global Warming has certainly increased the amount of fat whales in the ocean.With the ice caps malting, It has flooded Timbuktu and provided a place for fat whales to breed. Fat whales are not like any other animals on the earth. They breed under normal conditions like, after they drink alot of milk(or is that diarrhoea? i can't tell whether its their young or their diarrhoea), when they eat any electrical guitars that are on or when they see the Timbuktu Yeti. When they breed, they first usually spit out a lump of Canada and then give birth. With these amazing conditions available in Timbuktu, Ther would certainly be more Canadians...i mean...Global Warming.

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